Sunday, June 3, 2012

The Case of the Headless Corpse

I had an interesting workday today. They brought me a body with its head missing. So if anyone finds a head belonging to a caucasion male between 30 and 35 Years of age and approximately 6 foot 2, could they please deliver it to St. Plusholomew's or Plushland Yard? Thank you very much in advance.

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  1. So you're headless, Plushy, that's nothing new. Bring me coffee. No milk, two sugars. I'm upstairs.

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    1. Oh, Plushlock, it's the body who's headl......Okay...coffee, black, two sugars... I'm on my way.

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  2. Still no news of the head. I can't identify the poor man without his head because his DNA and his fingerprinst weren't in the database. Plushlock, could you...would you..I mean,can you look for the head?

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    1. Do you think his head is in my fridge?

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  3. Oh, I din't meant that the head is in your fridge, I...I...I really didn't. I just wondered, because if someone can find the head who is missing its body, then you would be the man for the job. Nobody is more brilliant and cleverer than you are.

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    1. Clever girl. I'll see what I can do for you.

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  4. Thank you, Plushlock!! You are my hero. :-D

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    1. Don't make people into heros, Plushy. They only will disappoint you. Especially Plushlock... The fact that the head you are looking for is indeed in our fridge is proof enough.

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  5. No, this can't be true, John, that the head is in your fridge. because neither you nor Plushlock have killed the poor man. Why are you saying such things?

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    1. Well, has it ever occured to you that this man wasn't murdered at all? Food for thought...

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  6. I had him on my table,John. His head was severed and he was poisend with Arsen. So it's logically that he was murdered

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  7. Tell her what happened, Plushlock. Or I will do it!

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